Things we have learned from Porn
Women wear heels to bed
Men are never impotent
When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than enough
Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm
Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men
Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob
Women always orgasm when men do
A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket
All women are noisy fucks
People in the 70s couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background
A common and enjoyable sex practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt
Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum
If there is two of them they "high 5" each other and the girl isn't disgusted
Double penetration makes women smile
Asian men don't exist
There's a plot
When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt
Nurses suck patient's cocks
Men always pull out
Women never have headaches or periods
When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it"
Assholes are clean
A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned
Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there
Men don't have to beg
When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip
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Maybe some others will add some good ones in for us though.
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